About Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It

EXTRA DATE ADDED DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND!

Hal is back with a brand-new tour for 2025 with a show that promises to stick it to ‘The Man’, as long as ‘The Man’ doesn’t stick it back to him.

With his trademark hard-hitting ‘take no prisoners’ comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!) he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but don’t respect him. He believes that, after you’ve seen the show, you’ll feel exactly the same way.

His last tour was extended four times and he’s one of a select number of comics to have done Live At The Apollo three times and the Royal Variety twice, TV also includes Have I Got News For You, The Apprentice You’re Fired, Bake Off Extra Slice and Would I Lie To You.

5 Stars

Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot.

Daily Mirror

4 Stars

Reminded me of how much I love stand up.

The Times

4 Stars

Naturally funny…challenging and provocative.

Daily Telegraph

BOOKING INFORMATION

  • ONLINE BOOKINGS ONLY - Due to overwhelming demand there will be NO in person or phone bookings for this show. Please do not come to the venue to book tickets
  • Tickets are limited to 4 per household
  • Please arrive 30 minutes before the start of the show. Latecomers may be refused entry
  • Reselling of tickets will result in cancellation of the booking

The ONLY way to buy tickets will be via our website, the phone lines and in person box office will be closed. Please do not leave a voicemail requesting tickets as we will be unable to call you back due to the speed the show will sell.

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